January 2012
Reblog if your sleeping schedule is messed up.
lolsofunny:
Day:
Night:
December 2011
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
When you were younger and a friend came over.
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
me: can i have your autograph
bias: do you have a pen and paper
me: no but you can sign my vagina with your penis
bias: what
me: what
jenniferxdaisy:
taishangirl replied to your post: taishangirl replied to your post: taishangirl…
You’re gonna sign me up for e-harmony or some shit aren’t you!
we can try it hahaha
Oh god lol it’s going to pair me up with some weird pedophile
Candace Tamiko Hsu
Sophomore year ——> Junior year
Freshman year…in college!!!!
<3 YOU!
Headbands, blazer, tights/leggings. Totallllyyyyy matching!
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
and you’re just sitting there like
Me in psychology lool
I love having those friends
thaatsmeyyy:
Where I could dress like a total bum around, tell them I’m taking a shit, and dance ridiculously in front of them without having them judge me. It feels nice that I can be so comfortable around them. And it proves that there are people that accept me for who I am.
I’m proud to say I have found them!
Puahaha, I love my friends
I really fucking love potatoes.
incrediblyfreshbreath:
heyitslejla:
oatmealtoalmonds:
gigglingbean:
sungkyuoppa:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
i never reblog posts like this, but i had to.
All of the pictures.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When teachers are teaching new stuff & they're... →
funniest10k:
Bitch, I don’t even remember what happened last week..
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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
anonymoustache:
bada-boombada-bing:
My exact reaction to this:
REBLOG FOR THE 2ND TIME
Long distance relationships that work are cute.
jenniferxdaisy:
brittuhhknee:
callmeyungla:
itsdimplezworld:
lezd0it:
driving 20 minutes to see her ass like every other day sucks and wastes my gas but it’s worth it
^ thats long distance? 0__o…
Right??? I live 4 almost 5 hours away from my girl… SMH o.o
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY you bitches know nothing about long distance! I HAVE A FUCKING OCEAN TO GO OVER!
LOL and I thought...
How I usually act when I get shots … →
itsjudayy:
funniest10k:
I’ll be panicking like I always do:
My mom will be looking like:
Then the nurse is going to come in with the needle like:
Then I’ll be like:
Then my mom will give me that look like:
“Don’t make me have to embarass you.”
So I’ll be like:
and sit back down.
Then she’s going to put the needle in me and I’ll have this face like:
and then she’ll be...
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well