seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via clouds91)

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jemappelletiffany:

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

Literally was talking about this today

jemappelletiffany:

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

Literally was talking about this today

(via princessmichelle)

275,472 notes

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

(via clouds91)

160,582 notes

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via taemaninmypants)

58,413 notes

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via taemaninmypants)

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california-diamond:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

jordin is like haha um no i’m not with these

california-diamond:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

jordin is like haha um no i’m not with these

(via vivianyuen)

89,476 notes

beyoncechicken:

Reblogging again

beyoncechicken:

Reblogging again

(via orzbrandonle)

382,394 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(via princessmichelle)

86,749 notes

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via orzbrandonle)

1,033,638 notes

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via orzbrandonle)

639,660 notes

jennifereally:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

We sell this at Target.

(via orzbrandonle)

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